Tuesday 24 April 2018

Douala: Prostitutes Chop Off Client's Penis

A married man (Name withheld) recently died in a locality near Douala after his penis was reportedly plucked off by two prostitutes.

The man, aged 40, is said to have failed fulfill his own part of a sex business deal with some local prostitutes. He it purported that the man had refused to pay the said prostitutes the sum of 50.000 FCFA for their services rendered.

Reports also say that before other occupants of the hotel where he had been servicing the prostitutes could rush to the scene, the prostitutes had evaporated into thin air. The other lodgers in the hotel rushed the agonizing man to a nearby hospital where he later gave up the ghost.

The 8th Edition of African Fashion Week Cameroon 2018

African Fashion Week has been scheduled to hold as from December 12th 2018.

The 8th edition of the annual African Fashion and Culture Week will hold in the Yaounde Conference Center from the 12th of December to the 15th of December 2018. 

All this information is contained in a communique released by the organizers of the show a few days ago. This of course serves as invitation for preparation to fashion designers, models and stakeholders in the domain.

Baccalauréat Practicals 4 2018 Kickoff Today

The practicals of the Baccalautrést examination in the French subsystem of education in Cameroon
started off today in centers across the country. Officials of the board made it known that all had been put in place for the smooth running of the examine that started this morning.

Dr. Nalova Lyonga, the Secondary Education Minister, and Pierre Ismael Bidoung Mkpatt, minister of Sports and Physical Education both launched this practical phase of the exam today in the South Regional chief town of Ebolowa.

On the sidelines of the launch, the Ministers, accompanied by other education authorities in the region, visited some centres to assess the general conduct of the examinations.

Donga Mantung Union of Musicians Created

Being the first of its kind, The Donga Mantung Musicians’ Union has been formed. The association saw the light of day recently. This formation of the Donga Mantung Musicians’ Union came on the sidelines of the first ever-contact meeting with musicians in Donga Mantung by officials of the Ministry of Arts and Culture. 

The meeting took place at the Divisional Delegation of Arts and Culture in Donga Mantung and brought together musicians from across the Donga Mantung Division. During the meeting, Shadrach Chifu was elected President of the union and Tantoh Dassy Ndze as Secretary General. We sure are waiting to hear and see the road map this association will design for the musicians of Donga and Mantung Division. 

Kwata Vibes Wishes You Courage and the Best of Luck!!

Theme of the 2018 International Labour Day


The Upcoming International Labour Day that will take place on Tuesday, May 1 2018 focuses this year's theme on the economic advancement of workers.

THEME:

Uniting Workers for Social and Economic Advancement” 

Monday 23 April 2018

OUR VISION & MISSION @ KWATA VIBES

The Page and Blog of the same name came up as an idea in my mind as a result of my constant asking myself what I could personally do in my own small way to push forward the snail-like growth of the 237 Entertainment Industry and help young unrecognized talents to showcase their content to the world.
Born out of my love for music, comedy, acting, writing, and blogging as a whole, I thought it worthy to start up “Kwata Vibes” as a platform for showcasing what we as a budding industry can offer the world of entertainment. It is my wish that we all do something, no matter how small it may be to push things forward and give courage to the young ones whose voices haven’t been heard by the big names of the industry yet.
Kwata Vibes is also a place for all the juiciest vibes in all domains of social life. Politics, philosophy, Literature and what have you. The Blogging part of this venture encapsulates all the initial ideas that gave rise to Kwata Vibes as a whole. I know that the response to such a venture will most certainly be lukewarm, but I won’t relent. There are a couple of more addendum programs which I will incorporate into the Kwata Vibes frame but its just a matter of time.
While looking forward to your support in this venture and your support towards the 237 Entertainment Industry, I am sure to continue bringing you the juice. @ Kwata Vibes it’s
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BBN: The Power of Advertising & Promotion

A group of selected boys and girls just live in a big house, spend the day eating, gossiping, playing & doing nothg serious yet everyone seems to follow every bit of it on a daily basis.
Thousands of pple talk about it everyday, they argue about it all the time on all social networks. As they do, companies, TV stations, local businesses and agencies are bagging millions of dollars.
My question is Do 237 entertainment stakeholders learn anythg frm BBN?
This is a program that carries no educational worth and or moral worth for youngsters as many critics have argued. Despite this, during the three months that the show lasts, millions exchange hands, bank accounts smile, lives are changed and so on.
Do we or have we learned anythg from this? Have we asked why a show like this will garner so much follower-ship and dedicated fan base?
Maybe we have and maybe we haven’t learned anything and maybe again our stakeholders haven’t learned a thing but just also follow the bandwagon like the rest of them. This influence and impact on the entertainment industry in Nigeria is invaluable i bet u will agree with me and it is thanks to promotion and marketing strategy.
I just hope we in 237 see behind BBN the power of Advertising and Promotion

Thursday 19 April 2018

ZEBRA COMICS: E.N. EJOB & His Team Going Places

At least we all have at some point read and have enjoyed beautiful colored pictures in comic books during our youthful days. Am very certain that people born from the early 80s and the early 90s will sure confirm how scarce these books were back then. We sure will remember how as kids in primary school we flocked behind any kid who had a copy of such books just in order to get a glimpse. These are good old memories because technology has come right to our door steps and such books are now produced by our own compatriots. With this said, I am happy and proud to introduce Zebra Comics Inc. you may have already heard about this company that produces such great comic books but this is one more opportunity for you to know them better.

Zebra Comics was created in 2016, although the idea had been nurtured for years before then.  Zebra Comics Inc. as you may have heard before now is a Cameroonian startup company initiated and brought to life by E.N. Ejob and his friends, Franklin Agogho, Ejob Gaius, Njoka Suyru, Jude A. Fonchenalla, An Nina, and Ejob Ben. The company is focused and dedicated to producing African comic books, illustrated short story books, cartoon animations and video games. Who could have imagined some twenty or twenty five years back that such computerized form of drawing and design will be possible in Cameroon? Of course, E.N. Ejob and his team have proven their talents and have brought the name of the country into the spotlight of African graphic designing.

E.N. EJOB
It is to be noted that before Zebra comics got to where it is now, it began by publishing a magazine in November 2017 called "Zebra Comics 3-in-1, Special". This magazine was a catalogue of three stories: Aliya, Totem and Tumbu. The magazine was presented at the MboaBD Festival in November and December 2017, and it received much admiration and acclamation from the Douala and Yaoundé public present at the event. To that effect, over 400 copies of that début magazine were sold. From then on, Zebra Comics has been moving from strength to strength due to the hardworking and enthusiastic nature of the team and supportive character of the public. As a result of the companies growing name and admiration, it  ended up partnering with other animation, comic book and video game creators in Cameroon as well as in Nigeria.

As of this April 2018, Zebra Comics began officially publishing its comic books as separate editions, no longer as part of one magazine. In this light, Zebra Comics presented its first comics separate editions on April 6th 2018 during a book signing event in partnership with their new publishers Editions Akoma Mba at  the Librairie Des Peuples Noirs at the Don Bosco building opposite SNI Yaoundé.  Of course, from here forth, the mentioned library will sell future Zebra Comics titles.

During the recent book signing event, the titles presented were ALIYA ; a story about a young African entrepreneur woman who discovers that there's more to her than meets the eye. Her life is surrounded by mysteries and conspirators. Aliya consists of 40 pages of fine and interesting comic book content printed on a glossy hard cover, and all 40 pages are in color. Isn’t this worth celebrating my dear people?

Watch Video Of Satisfied Fan 
Another interesting book presented at the signing was TOTEM: A comic story set during the13th century in Africa. The book tells the story of the struggles of an Albino child called Akam who realizes that society and culture did not accept him for who he is. However, twists and turns in the story later on revealed him to be something more than just an albino. This story is imbedded deep into our African lore as well as it explores the beauty of African cultures, traditions and values. In it, you'll be able to identify certain aspects unique to some Cameroonian tribes as well as those from other parts of Africa. It’s to be noted that Totem also has the same print quality as Aliya.

TUMBU was also presented to the public during the book signing. This comic is the most..."comic", in that it not only expresses humour but it is a probe into the realities of our contemporary society. What we call “Quarter life". Tumbu is the main character through whom we observe society. It is quite a fun read. However, this book goes beyond the comic to also handle very mature themes. Therefore, so adults can easily relate and grasp the beauty of this title too. Tumbu also has the same print quality as the rest of the comics. The quality of these comic books was endorsed and assured by Zebra Comics and their partners, Editions Akoma Mba in league with Colorix printers.

Watch How 2D Comics are Drawn 
NOTICE
Zebra comics will publish quarterly that is every three months so that readers can follow up from the previous episodes. For the future, Zebra Comics also intends to launch its 2D animation program in 3 years and it's video game sector in 5 years’ time.

In an exclusive with Kwata Vibes, E.N. Ejob revealed some of his believes by stating that, it is better to adapt a story into a 2D/3D cartoon animation on characters that fans are familiar with. That's why, the comic book phase is very important. As a result, Kwata Vibes confidently surmises that Zebra Comics will within the nearest future come up with their own animated cartoons. We must be expectant of this and hail this company for what they have achieved so far. Ejob went on to reveal to Kwata Vibes that in 2019, Zebra Comics plans to start doing monthly publications. Also, we were informed that Zebra Comics Inc. has an app on Google Play Store and it is on free download and the updated version of the app will be published in May 15th 2018.

Enjoy Exclusive Pictures From Zebra Comics Gallery

Press Conference with partners


Available Zebra Comics Titles




Zebra Comics App on Playstore


Talking Comics









Everyone wants a copy of Zebra Comics




To discover more about Zebra Comics, visit their website at www.zebracomics.com or follow them on Facebook at www.facebook.com/ZebraComicsInc/  and Instagram at  Zebra Comics Inc.

A BIG CONGRATS TO E.N. EJOB AND HIS TEAM FROM KWATA VIBES CONTINUE WITH THE GREAT JOB PEOPLE…


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Wednesday 18 April 2018

RELATIONSHIPS: Seven Signs That Either Partner Is Unfaithful

By Delly Singah Phillips
CEO & Founder of Delly Singah Foundation
Delly Singah Phillips
Nowadays, there is a lot of buzz around relationships and many a young ones who have ventured onto the very slippery terrain of falling in love have had to ask themselves lots of questions regarding their status within such relationships. It is therefore not uncommon to hear questions arising like: “Does my partner love me?” “Does he or she love me as I love him or her?” These questions are bound to prop up but again, it will appear they might be avoided if and only if we or those in such relations do their Maths right so their emotional investments can add up squarely to what they expect or intend to achieve through such relationships.    
Contrary to what many may think especially when they fall or stumble in love, your spouse, fiancée, girlfriend, and boyfriend should never have to question whether or not you love them. It is your duty to make them feel loved and secure in their position. As earlier intimated, this may sound absurd to many but again, we must think deep as to whether we are offering just enough to generate the results we are expecting from the relationship or not. To better understand how we can avoid asking these sort of questions when in a relationship, it is primordial that we consider seven basic signs that may reveal clearly to us the answers we are searching for. Also, ask we ask these questions and examine these signs, we must also be meticulous and scientific enough to turn them on ourselves and not only on our partners if we what to obtain a balanced and empirical outcome.

Seven Basic Signs One or the Other Partner is Unfaithful,
One or the other Partner isn’t putting in Enough Effort to Make the relationship Work, One or the Other Partner is Fade Up with the Relationship

Delly Singah Phillips
1. He/She is Not Present: Even when physically present, the two of you seem to still be each in his or her own different world. If this happens, then for sure, something is not right somewhere and you two must come to terms with it before you can forge ahead. A man or woman always on their phones texting even in your presence is probably an indication that they cheats and or persons with lots of things to hide from each other and this is not a good sign. 
2. Spending Time: He/she will prefers to spend time with friends than with you. When everything or everyone else seems to be more interesting than you, it will appear that either partner is boring to the other person. This may be a signed of shriveled love. Faced with such an attitude, either partners must make efforts to revive the flame of the love in order to reignite the relationship.
3. Social Media: One or the other partner is constantly on social media ‘liking’ other men/ladies’ pictures and ‘commenting’ with flirty emojis and frolic expressions. This may signal their interest in each other is dwindling and they can’t wait to jump into the arms of someone else.  One of the most disrespectful things to do is emotionally entertain others publicly or in the presence of your spouse or companion making them look stupid and jealouse.
4. Intuition: Intuition is one of the greatest gifts God bestowed on human beings at creation. If we use it well, I believe we may avoid a lot of pain and frustration in the domain of relationships and broken hearts. If your intuition of him/her cheating always seems TRUE, then I guess you must dedicate time to look closely into the matter then draw your conclusions. I always say trust your inner guts, you may not be able to sustain what your intuition is saying but that doesn't stop you from doing research on it or from it turning out to be the truth. 

 
Delly Singah Phillips
   5.
Accusations & Counter- accusations: When a couple starts rocking back and forth with accusations, there is surely something cooking in the kitchen about their relationship. They must find time to iron out differences and agree on a common front in order to move forward. If either partner makes accusations of either one being crazy, jealous and a Nag, sure thing is, it is only a matter of time before things degenerate into quarrels, fights and of course separation in the worst case scenario. Remember  the adage “attack is a cheater's best form of defense?” this of course is a very classic ploy to make you doubt yourself yeah, and doubt sets in, you sure will forget the bone of contention and your suspicions.
6. Gadget Privacy: He/She hides his/her phone and social media interactions from you always and at every given turn. If either of your phones is always locked and you can't access it then sure thing is, either of you is hiding something because faithful partners should have no issues letting either partner  have their passwords even if their phones must be locked
7. You are a Secret: When either of you hides each other from the world and public eye, there is sure something at stake. Of course, when and if a woman or a man is proud of each other, you should both be proud to let the world know who they are in each other’s life and the fact that they are dating. When he/she tells you let's keep it private, he or she sure has something they hiding and you both should do your homework from thence on. If privacy becomes secrecy, then, either of you wants to keep his or her options open and still have you at the side.
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After examining these steps and cautious guidelines, once we are in a relationship, we must strive to know our value and what mean to each other in order to determine and achieve what we actually deserve. We must never let anyone waste our time when we could actually be with someone whom we deserve or who deserves us.
NB: 
ORIGINALLY WRITTEN AS A RANDOM FACEBOOK POST BY DELLY SINGAH PHILLIPS & REMODELED BY JUDE BAME FOR KWATA VIBES

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237 ENTERTAINMENT: The Pharisee Mentality Killing The Industry

Most of us must have read a few passages from the bilbe and must have heard the story of Jesus and the Pharisees yeah. Unfortunately for Jesus, the Jews didn’t recognize and follow him because as they claimed, he was the son of a common carpenter they know from around the block. How could he have been the son of God when they knew his father, mother and the poor house in which they lived? Of course they denigrated him, forsake all he preached, maimed and crucified him. The story of Jesus tells me a lot about the 237 Anglophone Entertainment Industry. Here we all are trying to build something, yet, the efforts seem to be waved aside simple because people know us. A sad case in point is this attitude which to me seems to have overtaken the hearts of the Anglophone community. Because a song, a movie, a comic sketch, a Facebook Page, and or website and Blog are created by people we know we don’t seem to see any need to like, share, comment or support it in any other way.
People seem to ask themselves why they should like, subscribe or signup to a page or blog. Is it not created by that small Banso boy they call Jude Bame, the one whose father and mother we know and whose sisters we know so well? Is it not a website created by Victor Kange, Ashu Kelly, Davis E Tabot, is not a song sung by AmSnazzy Shikena, Skiezy Ayenkea, Omie G Stunnerman, or Nat Offishal. Are these not these petit freres and soeurs we see in the neighborhood everyday? Why should be click like or share on their stuff? This is the Pharisee mentality that has overtaken our 237 entertainment industry. When you don’t support, share or like, how do expect to be inform and updated with what is happening in the industry? I am saddened by the passing away of Gee Reign, a young artist and unfortunately I don’t know him because people with this our sarcastic, pathetic and sadistic Pharisee mentality didn’t click or share his stuff when a few bloggers tried to promote his work. How then do u expect that people will know him. If only one of you in my friend list here clicked like and shared his work, probably i would have heard and or seen something about him. Today on the aftermath of his demise you come out acting all infuriated that others are celebrating him only after his death. Do you by any chance see your own part of the fault, can you at least be honest enough to accept it? At least to my humble opinion, Gee Reign is getting his props in spirit ‘cos we all refused to give them to him when he was in flesh.
I am saddened by the passing away of this young artists and it is our place as those staying behind to do him justice by asking God to let him RIP. It’s a path we all will follow someday. Maybe tomorrow or after or in months or years it will be me and like the Pharisees you all are will say, ah!! Weh, this guy who created Kwata Vibes has just gone so soon when he was doing something really nice about the entertainment industry on that his Kwata Vibes Blog. I know this because the statistics on the page show for each post i make. It will stunt you to hear that some of my posts get up to 3k visits a day but can’t boast of 10 reactions on it meanwhile i have about 2.5k friends following my Timeline on a daily basis. At least you see my posts ok Kwata Vibes Page ‘cos i share them on my timeline. Yet you have ignored invites to like, follow, share and subscribe. When tomorrow you cry, lament and gnash your teeth cos Kwata Vibes is sure buried, wouldn’t you just be confirming your status as a hypocrite and a Pharisee? The worst of it is the fact that we are so quick and ready to criticize and blow out of proportion the mistakes of those who are trying to bring some life into the industry. A case in point is a small mistake made by Delly Singah Philips on her post a few days ago. Everyone seemed to have seen the error yet they chose to ignore, or call her attention to it and rather preferred to make a mockery of it. In fact where do we want to carry this industry to if at all we want it to go somewhere.
If we want this industry to thrive and gain a status that can confidently compete with other industries in Africa and why not the world, then we must graduate from your hypocrisy and Pharisee mentality. We must learn to recognize people, projects and efforts made to pull the ship of the industry forward if we are going to succeed. To those admonishing others for celebrating Gee Reign, sure you think “RIP” is the exclusive right of his family and close friends yeah? Nope, not at all, because it is our place in the industry to celebrate him whether we knew him or nah. Our carry home message is for us to think again, and ask ourselves what we want for this industry whether we be content developers and supporters, promoters or viewers. I am not the first to make such lamentations about 237 Anglophone Entertainment Industry you sure will agree. People like Kyng Lloyd, Brian Mackwright Afanyu, Pius Bery, Boom La, Bae's Boo, and many others have spoken and written, but did we listen? My only cry now is for us all to kill that Pharisee Mentality in us so that tomorrow we shouldn’t regret and say like the Pharisees themselves, if only we had known. I done tok ma own. 
Sincerely Yours

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Tuesday 17 April 2018

NORMALIZATION OF MEDIOCRITY VS THE NEED FOR CHANGE

By Brian Mackwright Afanyu & Jude Bame
Just like the Prayers of a sinner, our cry for “Change” as Africans and Cameroonians to be precise always seem to fall on deaf ears or never reach the right quarters. Sometimes I wonder if we really want these changes to happen or is that the slogan “We need change” makes only for a great cliché? As Cameroonians, not only have we become numb to our bad behaviors, we go a step further to defend it with many citing the famous John 8:7 from the Bible: “ So when they continued asking Him (Jesus), he lifted up himself, and said unto them, He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone at her.” Is it because we all have sinned that we shouldn’t denounce sin and call it what it is? I guess we all have in our own small ways spoiled this nation once or twice but this does not ip so facto mean that we shouldn’t press for change in every small way and or opportunity we get to point out that which can be changed for the betterment of us all.

Recently a friend posted a video on Facebook of himself at a financial institution in Cameroon while he was waiting to be served, the lady behind the counter could be seen making a PERSONAL PHONE CALL. The video prompted a debate of whether or not he was right to have made the video and posted on social media with some saying he could have handled it more “Maturely” by talking to the lady directly or reporting the issue to her manager, arguing that posting such videos is an attempt to “bring down a sister” and how nothing will change because of the said video (Wrong). The poster of the video even got a “law suit threat” from a close relative of the girl in the video should she lose her JOB. According to this gentleman relative of the girl, he was or is also a shareholder in the said institution. The video may not have had the required gusto to effect the desired change on the entire system, but it is and will be a reminder to many in her position that they could be on video should they attempt to use their PERSONAL CELL PHONES on duty while a CLIENT waits to be served right in front of them (You will agree with me that SMALL CHANGES matter right?)

Secondly, there was another video of a military personnel dancing and showing off cash he allegedly has been collecting as bribe from road users and drivers. The family of the individual as well as sympathizers requested the video be deleted because the person in the said video had passed away and it was disrespectful to him (Dead) and his family. All attempts to understand the reasons behind such requests did not add up but rather prompted more questions in my mind and made me wonder if the video depicted the young law enforcement officer doing a heroic act or sending a positive message for change amongst Cameroonians would the family as well as sympathizers request the video be taken down? (I doubt).

One thing all these events have in common is that almost everybody agrees that the actions portrayed by the individuals in these videos are WRONG but “massa na Cameroon, nothing no go change”. REALLY! To Cameroonians living in the diaspora, we all know and understand the “advantages” that comes with naturalization and the power of your new country’s passport, but what I might never understand is how eager and anxious we become to travel home and rub this our “new nationality” in people’s faces so they’ll FEAR and RESPECT us more for this “achievement”, we feel so invincible and untouchable with this our new nationality when we visit our birth countries so much such that one will think it comes with the “Blood of Jesus”. Perhaps what is even more disturbing is the fact that this has become the “new normal” as nobody sees anything wrong with this and nobody is doing anything (At home and abroad) to address this epidemic. Mind you I did not say I’m perfect but at least my skin crawls every time I think of it. Maybe if we stopped NORMALIZING these issues, we could actually find ways to eradicate them. 

When we dig into these cited examples of misconduct that only help to draw us as a nation backwards, we realize that they resonate with the Cameroonian cankerworm syndrome of “man know man”. Unfortunately, this syndrome gives us as citizens the largess to wave such negative behaviors with a flip of a finger for fear that we are and may be hurting our own in the process of pointing them out for the purpose of change. As earlier intimated, we must as a nation agree that such an epidemic will only encourage us to maintain the status quo but go back home to complain of how bad and rotten the nation has become.

I must say I am prompted from the preceding paragraphs to examine such “man know man” syndrome that normalizes mediocrity within the entertainment industry in Cameroon. I have most often wondered to myself why we as Anglophones and Cameroonians most especially take so angrily at criticism. Why are we seemingly afraid to call a spade a spade? Is it because those involved in what we may denounce within the showbiz industry are our relatives, friends and loved ones? The answers to these disturbing questions as earlier observed in the afore substantiated paragraphs are a sweeping YES.

Unfortunately, it is not uncommon within the 237 entertainment milieu to get individuals pick up fights with bloggers and content creators for delivering an objective evaluation of a song, movie or some other content and ending their analysis with a failed mark or negative comment. These fights and brouhaha are stimulated because such individuals are in one way or another related to the artist whose content has been critiqued. In our holy mind of minds, do we really hope to get to the at which countries like Nigeria, Rwanda, Ghana and the rest of them have attained? Instead of wasting our time in meaningless beer parlor affiliations that only will bring down our industry, we should rather see how we can forge ahead while accepting and making changes that readily accrue from criticism that content developers and writers provide.

The rate at which mediocrity has cribbed into every fabric of life within our nation is so alarming and appalling. We must agree to the fact that from the highest level of government to the lowest ranks of social life and society, mediocrity seems to have been instituted as the new normal. Politically, we may have noticed how individuals who seemingly have nothing to offer have grappled with the corrupt nature of the country to secure appointments and elections at various levels. Of course it goes without saying that these only have been made possible because of their political affiliations. As a result, we are stock with mayors who verily can bring no change to their constituents, ministers who can only close “connection doors” of their predecessors in order to open theirs. We are stock with medical doctors who seemingly care not about the health of their patients but for the extra consultation fees they illegally collect at hospitals. We are definitely stock with a mediocre system that glories in political affiliations and personality cults. This is a lamentable situation that seems not to preoccupy anyone since they are connected in one way or the other to the perpetrators of such acts that denigrate the nation and put to jeopardy the economic, social and political wellbeing of the common citizen of the country.
 
Personally, I don’t believe we have been jinxed in Africa to live through such debasing human circumstances that glorify and normalize mediocrity. It is a choice our forefathers at the inception of independence laid down and bequeathed to their predecessors in the name of postcolonial European watchdogs today. It is regrettable therefore that we have seemingly endorsed and conformed to such practices. If we do not see beyond the benefits we personally make from such mediocre attitude, performance and show of our own “bad belle” then, of course, we shall never liberate this country from the sociocultural and politico-economic labyrinth in which our normalization of mediocrity has plunged it.

In this 21st century cutting edge technology, networking, and amalgamation of individual strengths into collective forward pushing force, in this modern age of multiculturalism and globalization, we in this country are clearly so far behind to foolishly be caught in the false believe that mediocrity can enable us compete with equality against other nations on the world stage because seemingly, these other nations had and have realized early enough that mediocrity, ill will, corruption and profiteering can never and will never pull forward the ship of their nations.


   

Monday 16 April 2018

MUSIC & CRITICISM: Are Bloggers & Musicians Getting It Right?


I have of recent been scandalized by the fact that criticism within the Anglophone 237 entertainment industry has been taken with a lot of hard feelings and disdain. This is as a result of the fact that many content developers and artists here  have misconstrued what criticism and its purpose is all about. It is not uncommon therefore to hear or see artists like musicians, actors, models and other entertainers pick up word fights and Facebook brouhaha on issues related to criticism against content developers and most especially bloggers.

It saddens my heart even more because, those who seem to want to do critiques of available content do not fuller understand the dynamics of criticism or they just simply don’t want to follow the rules since they believe as I have noticed to be celebrities themselves. In the same vain, artists and entertainers have failed to understand that in as much as you provide content for the public and audience, it is imperative that the content be scrutinized and of course, there must be positive and negative feedback to everything you throw out for consumption. My focus in this write up will be on music since it’s the most common and readily available form of entertainment we have trending in the 237 Anglophone industry at the moment. This doesn’t mean that the ideas contained herein aren’t to all other domains of entertainment though it must be noted that there are genre specific directives for criticism. I am sure to tackle genres with time.

Since we are not in a literary criticism and theory class or in a literary symposium, I will just get down to the basics of critical theory. These basics sure will apply to every field of entertainment and invariably serves the purpose of digging into the core of the content that entertainers provide for public consumption. It is my belief that such a study will throw some light on how to critic and appreciate content. From thence therefore, our entertainers and content developers may understand what it takes to criticize whatever they have in front of them as well as the bringers of that content will learn to take such critiques in good faith and not think anyone is striving to water their hustle down for whatever reason or purpose.

Without much ado about nothing, I am obliged to start by stating that, there are two broad categories of criticism. There is DESCRIPTIVE and PRESCRIPTIVE CRITICISM. Descriptive criticism deals with describing what is found in the content being examined. Here, the critic takes out time to identify and describe in some detail the various component parts of the content making sure to bring out the positive and or negative strengths of the entertainers handling of the content. This kind of criticism warrants that the critic must demonstrate previous and relevant knowledge of the genre he or she is criticizing.

On the other hand, Prescriptive criticism tackles what the entertainer, in this case the music is supposed to have done that he or she hasn’t done. This kind of criticism leads the critic to prescribe for the entertainer the points he should have handled and how he should have handled them. Most often, this kind of critique usually does not necessarily look into the strengths of what is criticized so to speak.

From another dimension, there is Destructive Criticism that seeks only to water down any material being examined. Here the critic’s sole objective is to show that the content is useless and does not follow any led down rules or principles of the trade. It is my conviction that all bloggers if not all in the 237 Anglophone entertainment industry do not indulge or have never indulged in this form of criticism. Of course, the effects of this form of critiquing are very devastating to the entertainer, artist or musician. I bet you will agree with me. This said, what then are the various levels and steps do we as content developers and bloggers need to follow in order to give readily acceptable critiques of music? This is the one million dollar question.

CRITIQUING MUSIC: SIX BASIC STEPS

It is worthy of note here that critiquing music is not reserved only to musicians. Some musicians have fallen prey to this misguided notion and so they don’t receive any criticism of the songs from bloggers in good faith. Without being a musician, a blogger can, with the right orientation and knowledge of criticism give an honest opinion of a song or an album done by an artist. Also, just the love of a particular genre and constant listening and interaction with it may also give a critic or blogger ample authority to talk about songs that fall under the genre. I have chosen eight basic steps that bloggers and content developers or music lovers can follow in order to give honest appreciation and critiques of music in any genre of their choice.

       1) Ask Yourself What Genre of Music Are You About to Critique 
While answering this question, you should set parameters rather than just bundle every sound you hear other the broad category of music. Once you know the genre and kind of music, it is obvious you will know what to look for in terms of the characteristics of that particular genre of music in the song you are about to critique. As yourself, is it hip hop, pure rap, hardcore, dancehall, slow jams, zouk etc.

2) Form An Opinion
As you listen to the song, you should form an opinion in your mind about the song. Avoid or refrain from trying to talk at the same time when listening to the track because your opinion about the song may change as you listen. Make sure you listen to the song till the end before venturing on putting down your idea because only the complete song can enable you develop your idea with certainty.

3) Abstain From Thinking You Are An Expert of the Genre
Since you are not a musician, you should give allowance in your critique for things and techniques you do not fully comprehend. Here therefore, try to abstain from the believe that you can sing or play an instrument better than what you have heard in the song. This may be hard to follow but you must follow it if you want your critique to be anything a reader can rely on. Remember that those who would like to disqualify your opinion because you aren't a musician will pounce on statements like "he's not that good a rapper." Instead, use phrases like, "Personally, I like the way… raps on this kind of beat…"

4) Use every Knowledge You’ve Gain About Similar Songs
You are free to draw comparisons between artists and or musical styles when you hear the similarities with what you are critiquing. No one will blame or scold you for that. By doing this, you will be able to illustrate your opinion for people unfamiliar with the song you're appreciating.

5) Do your homework
Read other music reviews on the same genre and find out if the music you're listening to "sounds like" anything else - when several different reviewers draw similar comparison about the genre of music or a particular musician, it might be helpful to listen to the songs on which their arguments are based. Playing an instrument may qualify you to discuss tone, or embouchure or harmonic techniques. This notwithstanding and like I have already intimated, the only qualification you need to critique any song is familiarity with the music - and being familiar with other kinds of music.

6) Contact Musicians For Insights To Their Songs
Perhaps you have heard some obscure or unclear lyric, or you have heard the same kind of wordings or technique in another song. Please you should feel free to contact the artist and ask for clarifications rather write something without proper evidence. Though artists in our 237 industry are still to come to terms with the fact that they must collaborate with bloggers and content developers, they must be open to them if they want their content to be understood. They have to because this will of course make for both parties to avoid clashes after criticisms are made. Another way to come around interpretation is to invite others to listen to the song with you and together you try to come out with ideas about its meaning and all.

After seeing these various steps, one can notice that they undoubtedly fall within Descriptive Criticism. This notwithstanding, it doesn’t mean that within your writing of your critic, you cannot point out something that could have been better if it were done differently. Of course, this leads us to Prescriptive Criticism. My major cry in all this is the fact that, musicians shouldn’t be carried away with anger and pain if a critic were to conclude his appreciation of his music with a negative comment. Negative conclusions are not destructive in themselves if they are seen in the light of an enterprise to push the musician to work harder and do better in his or her next song. 

In the same vain, bloggers and contentment developers, critics and all should avoid at all cost to bring in sentiments and tribal affiliations when doing critiques of artists and their works. This way, we become objective and credible in the eyes of our readers. I guess we all want to listen to good music and it is our place to help artists record what we will appreciate and what we are sure the outside world would appreciate too. When we put in bias and sentiments in our critiques, we are fooling ourselves, the artists and the industry. The outside world will never take us serious. The bottom line hers is that artist and musicians should receive criticism in good faith, be it negative feedback or otherwise.