Saturday 24 February 2018

HOW MANY BOYFRIENDS DO YOU HAVE: How Girls Get it Right

Ladies Explain How They Manage Numerous Boyfriends:



It is common nowadays for girls to have as many boyfriends as possible. They have one for paying bills, partying, sex, money, clothes, jewelry, gadgets etc. Relationships have now become business ventures where people engage in order to make profit and benefit in kind or cash while some ladies are just being polyamorous (Laughs). While some ladies still hold to some moral values, others have simply tossed them out through the window. 

This article is not by any means trying to judge any person on their choices when it comes to relationships, but it is a regard on the moral standing on which our relationships are based. Living a double life and or keeping several relationships is not only a girls' thing by default. Boys and men are caught up in the same loop and the same questions posed to ladies on this issue can and should as well be asked the guys: many will be found wanting. Right?

On like some ladies, Helena Fodeke  on this issue thinks relationships should be sacred and committed to some future goal which is according to her, marriage. She writes: "When I was dating, I had only one boyfriend to whom I'm married now. I always advise my girlfriend's to stick to one boyfriend at a time. I generally don't believe in dating casually. One should be able to see a future in a relationship before embarking on it. My philosophy is to put all your eggs in one basket and take very good care of that basket." 

Conversely, Sheila Johnson thinks that girls and boys should date as many as possible but goes ahead to caution that her position is not an advocacy for promiscuity. In her own words she holds that: "I think girls and boys should date as many people as they can. It’s all about learning who you are, what you have to offer, and what you want/expect/need in another person. I’m not advocating having sexual relationships with hundreds of different people, but certainly speaking with and learning about that many is not too much to do in the name of this serious vein of research."  
Again, does one really need as many to find out what they want in a relationship just in the name of testing the waters of dating? Are girls who prefer having many boyfriends believers in the ideology that relationships will end when lust is fulfilled so they want to minimize the effects of heartbreak? Or some are just so sex-hungry, materialistic and exploitative? These rhetorical questions as earlier stated do generate lots of diverse answers. All the same, for what ever reasons you have chosen to keep a multitude of guys in your repertoire, my view is that secretly maintaining two or more "exclusive" relationships seriously jeopardizes your chances of ever transitioning to an exclusive relationship with one man even when you've made up your mind to settle down for marriage. Among other things, the discovery of your past could make it very difficult for your chosen "him" to trust you. 


For the ladies and for us guys, my only word off caution is:

1. Think carefully about your values, beliefs, and self-image. What is your personal moral code? Once you answer this question, you'll be better equipped to make decisions on whether or not pursuing multiple relationships is the best thing for you.
2. Remind yourself of these axioms: do unto others as you'd have them do unto you, and do nothing to others you would not have done to you.

Leave your views in the Comments Section lets hear what you think






Saturday 17 February 2018

Baby Gets 109k Instagram followers Before Birth



Calihan Gee is a few days old, yet he is an Instagram Sensation with over 109,000 followers.
"When it comes to having a social media account, how young is too young?" Social Audience Writer Zahra Mulroy asks.
Is there a specific age to own a social media account? That is the $1 million question.

Mulroy intimates that: "Most websites and apps state that a child needs to be 13 to sign up , and there's no shortage of parents who wish to
protect their kids from the downsides of social media. The bullying, the unhealthy comparisons, the general impact on a child's mental health are
all strong arguments for limiting a kid's exposure." Zahra Mulroy continues that despite the parental control parameters on the internet,
"Calihan Gee is a baby for the age of social media" born just a few days ago.
After Mr and Mrs Gee revealed the sex of their baby to their ove one million followers on Social Media and the ensuing fanfare and hysteria,
baby Calihan Gee amassed 100k followers on Instagram one week before his birth.

Friday 16 February 2018

Omie-G Stunnerman Hits Fans with New Single

After the release of his previous single "Chumbe", the Monkey Village Entertainment (MVE) C.E.O, Omie-G Stunnerman, is prepared to "wow" the crowd with his new piece "Ototone". A song produced by DJ Elsco of May 27 Productions.  "Ototone" is a song talking about some of the struggles of life and some of the things the young rapper has been through to be where he is today. 
The lyrics of the hit song "Ototone" is a mixture of the Lapiro kind of “mboko pidgin” interlaced with modern English and FrenchThis upcoming rap sensation hopes to bring more interesting songs for his fans in the near future. 
He is presently under the canopy of the MVE, his entertainment house that negotiates recording deals such as that with May 27 Productions. Such a deal has brought to life the bombshell track "Ototone". Omie-G Stunnerman looks forward to more juicy collaborations with other top ranking productions as he continues to stunt his growing fan base. 
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Wednesday 14 February 2018

RETHINKING A NEW INDEPENDENCE FOR AFRICA


In as much as we blame the colonial masters, we shouldn't forget to apportion the African leader's own share of the blame. Their egoistic, power hungry attitudes is what had and has driven them to sheepishly remain tied to the aprons of colonists especially France in the hope of maintaining their grip on power. If only these leaders had the interest of their people at heart, they would have from the very onset of independence crafted mechanisms to forster complete independence which should have severed the umbilical cord that bound newly independent states to the imperial masters.
If only they saw their position of power as a means of bringing economic, political, ideological and social freedoms to their people then they should have laid the right foundations for the attainment of such goals from the onset of independence. The shaking nature of the foundations on which our independence was built is the very cause for why we find ourselves where we are today.

Wednesday 7 February 2018

FROM THE DIARY OF AN EMBITTERED CITIZEN

AM NOT MAD AT TRUMP FOR CALLING AFRICA A SHITHOLE
(Originally published on Facebook on the 16th of January 2018)

Earlier today i posted about not being mad at Trump for calling Africa and the coloured world a shithole. Since then i have seen various other posts where in people are offended that some Africans like myself embrace the insults. As a result i felt compelled to write this post in order to share some of my thoughts by way of elaborating on my my not being mad.
I do understand the rage of some people regarding others acceptance of the ranting insults of Mr Trump. Unfortunately, am one of those. I acknowledge all the good things about Africa that these guys put forward especially those contained in a video i just watched on a friends wall. I accept all he cited so far and there is even more to the list. But again, that was some over 200 yrs ago before the corruption of colonialism. This said, i must give my views with regards to acknowledging that we in a shithole here in the third world.
One question i ask myself is, what did we (our African politicians after independence) do with the budding civilization bequeathed to us by our forefathers? I guess we all already know the answer to this. This of course is the point where the rain started beating us (Confer Achebe). When our new found leaders after colonization didn’t ensure the sustainability of the civilization legated to us, then they began to turn this beautiful continent of ours into a shithole that has just been emitting filth in the name of Corruption, dictatorship, poverty, nepotism, tribalism and all the negative “isms” you can think of. Once our leaders decided to sell their consciences in order to buy power, wealth and control to the detriment of their continent, then they willingly began to forge the shitholes we have today in Africa.
We may say Trump called Africa and the rest of the colored world a shithole because he is a bigot and a racist. Yes, he may be all these things but the question we are inadvertently failing to ask ourselves is; are our nations shitholes or not? Have our politicians abandoned the the path of a blossoming civilization led down by our ancestors to fade away into the corrupt western models of what we now see as civilization? The answers to this a sweeping "Yes".
After over sixty years of independence, where are we? What have we to show for? Corruption, famine, dilapidated infrastructure, embezzlement, inexistent health care, a kwashiorkor educational system that is built on propagating instituted ignorance on those of the margin? 
Divide and rule? Mass graves? Squander mania? Impunity? Unaccountability? Political ill will? Bribery? “Man know man” politicians? Scams and forgery? Illegal immigration? White collar triads? Mephestofilian necromancy? Self proclaimed modern age prophets and prophetesses? Etc etc.
Permit me take this example that just seems fitting to the educational system. About a month ago there has been this buzz and hype about PB Hev laptops in Cemeroun and the resultant "32=500". How does one explain this outrageous slap on the face of the intelligence of young students? Worse, an accredited professor goes on air and tries to justify this sham ( this only made me seem to question my own certificates having been taught by some of these guys in the faculty) 
what is the take home from this, isnt this an example of a shithole where a professor deliberately tries to unteach in order to consolidate instituted ignorance? Of course we know why he will afford such outrageous largess to vomit such shit on national television...
( topic for another time)
The truth is bitter but like they say, we need to hear it. Personally, I wouldn't judge Mr. Trump from a racist standpoint since I can't claim to fully understand the dynamics of racism in America. On the contrary, I will judge his utterances on the basis of their veracity vis a vis the prevailing realities in my country. 
Here is a nation wherein so called elected representatives have no regard whatsoever towards the betterment of the condition of the nation. They’ve remained stock to the Ngoa Ekelle University of Yaoundé 1 mentality, a system that cannibalizes its own children like the Grendel monster in the “Beowulf” epic. Wouldn’t it be a shit infested kinda leadership that is unruffled by the cries of the destitute as seen in the Anglophone Crisis since 2017? Wouldn't it be shit if genuine dialogue has not been given a chance yet. Oh yeah, what are the results of that, death, abductions, ghost-towns, liquidations and vaporizations on a daily basis. 
Isn't it a stock pile of shit that on the 1st of October 2017, while youths, grand mothers and children were being shot on the streets of Bamenda, Buea, Kumbo, Kumba etc for recognition of reunification, constipated elites are busy marching in Douala and Yaoundé in celebration of the same unification. My friends, it's only a shithole that one sees through these events. No matter how we try to paint it like the obfuscated political scientists during Sunday panel debates, the only thing that filters out is shit. Shit that doesn't seem to stink in the nostrils of intellectuals who are stuck to textbook definitions of republican values, pseudo-scholars whose research zeal has been bloated by political appointments motivated by stringed motions of support to a shit infested geriatric regime of diapered grandfathers and “mbamba” polit-bureau mafia. A njangi association that buys votes in favour of crumbs from his excellency’s bountiful table of portfolio-less ministerial appointments.
Six decades after independence, what do we have to show for, solemnly I tell you, nothing. Take a look at South Korea, Malaysia, Dubai, China, Indonesia, Thailand, Singapore, Taiwan and the rest, 25 years ago we were almost if not on the same pedestal. Today, we beg for aid from them. DISGRACE!! Have we asked ourselves why? What do they have in terms of natural and human resources that we don’t have double or even triple here? In fact, most of these countries were ravaged by decades of horrifying civil wars and on top of it the effects of the Cold War. What war have we fought especially in 'Cameroun' to still be where we at in this age? Simply, we are here because we have representatives who have deliberately out of ill-will and “bad belle” to maintain the continent and the nations in the dark ages. This is the bitter truth we must come to terms with. Until those who hold the reigns of power ask the pertinent questions and formulate the right hypothesis, my dear friends, in the next 100 years we will be in the same place, the same stinking shithole if not worse. It might even graduate into a shit factory if we are not careful.
By and large, if you tell me: “hey my man, you’ve got a big head and an extremely large forehead!!” What i will do won’t be to insult you back. On the contrary i will formulate a research question and build your so called insult into a hypothesis then make my findings to either confirm or discard your hypothesis. I will look into a mirror to find out if your declarations hold some water. If yes, then i start trying out solutions, surgery, and what have you.This place is sick, it stinks and we must acknowledge it, we must come to terms with it my friends. When we do, its only then we can forge a path towards quailing the pungent stench that it emits.


The LAPIRO style: Poetry for Change

Niyi Osundare holds that poems are songs of the marketplace. this is to emphasise the simplicity of poetry and the colloquial nature of its language. Pidgin is therefore a very vital tool in passing across messages through poetry. Look at this poem about the socio-economic misery of a contemporary African country wonderfully captured in the pidgin we all can identify with.

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Cameroun Oboso


Sauvéteur chakarah, Cameroun go before!
Remé ana repé them for ngola
dang yaa nwang for di epoque
for démocracie avanceé ana
liberalisme communale.

For di tam wey politique for gros ventres
dang gi laiser faire for ministres
ana politiciens for briguêr
mandat sur mandat for ngomna ana
évacuation de la chôse publique
sans compassion ana fear for Jésus,
na yi crise économique nova temmé
for pays des grandes intéllectuelles
du dimanche sur débat.

We dey daso na for obsérvation;
make delegué régionale ana ministre d’état
tori we weda dang ereké vieux pêres them
get quelque chôse to offer pays dans lequel;
licencier na vendeur for biscuits, bita kola,
ana bonbons acoliceé for Avénue Kénnedy,
bachélier na ben-skinneur for Abakwa ana
GCE O’Level  na cutting mbanga for Penja.

Pays di bouger molo molo dans les grandes 
réalisations ana démocracie avancé
for l’âge androide ana chôrale for unité 
nationale dans le sia sia. Na yi Ngola dang 
condamné ana yi njaka them for esclavage 
moderne for Maghreb ana Asie avant 2035.


POETRY IS EASY, KILL YOUR FEAR & ENJOY

Considering the lukewarm attitude people have towards reading and or writing especially poetry, it's my wish to bring a revived spirit in the reading culture of Cameroonians, 
Africans and the world at large.
This enterprise is an attempt to break the ice with regards to creative literature and most especially Poetry. We must break with the age old mentality that poetry is an esoteric genre for which one needs initiation or induction in order to comprehend its message. Here, I shall be putting up poems of my own creation, written in the most simple language in which poetry has ever been written. This is in an attempt to clear the                                                                                          fear for this subject area. My simple approach to poetry is encouraged by the fact that the genre has evolved over the years from a writing couch in the seductive patterns of metrical rhyme to various forms of content centered writing. This is most especially true with African poetry. Contemporary african poets are more concerned with content rather than form. Unfortunately, some Western scholars may and are still hooked to the early notions of poetry that celebrated musicality rather than message. By trying to make poems rhyme at all cost, poets sometimes inadvertently sacrifice meaning to the detriment of comprehension for their readers. they refuse to acknowledge that their readership is not only based on a handful of scholars and researchers. They seemingly have sacrificed the locals on the altar of esoterism.
                                                                         Poetry is Easy Kill Your Fear
My poems most often capture contemporary Cameroonian realities, those of Africa and the world as a whole. The themes handled range from politics, bad governance, corruption, embezzlement, socio-economic woes of Cameroonians, the plight of Anglophone Cameroonians and issues related to love, African tradition and culture, failed intellectualism and the dwindling hope and faith in modern African politicians and elites. As events unfold on the Cameroon stage be them political, social, economic or cultural, we shall be invited to converge here to make our points of view heard through enriching discussions and arguments, commentaries and intellectual debates.

Take a look at this my Hexa-Verse poem entitled "Signs and Visions", 
NOTICE how SIMPLE the Language is? 

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Signs and Visions

The signs are ominous,
the visions are sinister.
They’re written on the faces
of all and everyone here.
There’s a voice in the dark
that speaks sadly but loudly
of Sodom & Gomorrah.

There is anger in the air &
rage in the eyes of compatriots.
Destruction looms in the horizon,
betrayal breathes pain and fury.
Why and how, did we get here?
Who brought us this far?
The answers are there in the signs,
and the present testifies for itself.
The signs are terrifying,
the visions are calamitous.
Ambanasom’s Dudum is here &
hope is but a farfetched memory.

The visions are jeremiads-
horror and terror lurks among us.
Death gapes and screams resound,
tears flow and flesh quakes.
Tormentors still hang on
like rain beaten rats in August:
what will be will be &
The Word shall be fulfilled.